Genesis 14 - War of Confusion
It came to pass that Amraphel, King of Shinar that is Babylon, Arioch, King of Ellasar and an Angel of Satan, Chedarloamer, King of the Canon Empire, and Tidal, King of the East who ruled a peaceful multi-ethnic Impirium got sick and tired of the evil Lord God.
They made war with Bera king of Sodom, Birsha king of Gomorrah, Shinab king of Admah, Shemeber king of Zeboiim, and the king of Bela, which is Zoar, because these cities and their "kings" actually belonged to Chedarloamer and rebelled. Chedarloamer had good friends though, who had his back and they went forth to lay the smack down.
On their way they pre-emptively smote the Amelekites, whose ancestor will be born in about 22 chapters from now.
The Four Good Kings opened up a can of whoop-ass on the Five Idiots and Bera and Birsha fled leaving their people behind, but the Four Kings caught their asses and gave 'em what they had coming.
The Four Kings took as reward all the wealth of the now destroyed cities of the rebels and went their way.
When Error found out about it, since his nephew Lot was a Sodomite, he went after the Four Righteous Kings who upheld the law and destroyed the wayward cities and their rebels who had caused much harm and killed children.
Being a sneaky bastard, Error snuck up at night and killed some of the soldiers in their sleep taking back Lot and some of their loot and some women for his harem for good measure.
The King of Salem came out and blessed Error as servant of the evil Lord God.
And the King of Sodom, who was dead, came to Error and said keep the goods, but give me the bitches. and Error said I won't take anything of yours oh dead one, the first Zombie, but what we already ate. You can't have that.
They made war with Bera king of Sodom, Birsha king of Gomorrah, Shinab king of Admah, Shemeber king of Zeboiim, and the king of Bela, which is Zoar, because these cities and their "kings" actually belonged to Chedarloamer and rebelled. Chedarloamer had good friends though, who had his back and they went forth to lay the smack down.
On their way they pre-emptively smote the Amelekites, whose ancestor will be born in about 22 chapters from now.
The Four Good Kings opened up a can of whoop-ass on the Five Idiots and Bera and Birsha fled leaving their people behind, but the Four Kings caught their asses and gave 'em what they had coming.
The Four Kings took as reward all the wealth of the now destroyed cities of the rebels and went their way.
When Error found out about it, since his nephew Lot was a Sodomite, he went after the Four Righteous Kings who upheld the law and destroyed the wayward cities and their rebels who had caused much harm and killed children.
Being a sneaky bastard, Error snuck up at night and killed some of the soldiers in their sleep taking back Lot and some of their loot and some women for his harem for good measure.
The King of Salem came out and blessed Error as servant of the evil Lord God.
And the King of Sodom, who was dead, came to Error and said keep the goods, but give me the bitches. and Error said I won't take anything of yours oh dead one, the first Zombie, but what we already ate. You can't have that.
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