Tales from Kung-Fu Jesus: The Journey of Error (Genesis 12-13)

God freed Error from the sky-fortress of doom, but kept Seth up there. He told Error to go south to a land he would shew him. Error was either 75 or 135 when he left town. He took Sarah and Lot with him. Other people lived there, in Canon* already but God told Error not to worry. Error pitched a tent, but there was a famine, so he kept going and went to Egypt. When they arrived they decided to screw with everyone and say Sarah was Error's sister, instead of his wife. Error was treated well in Egypt, because the pharaoh took Sarah and liked her. Because Sarah was Error's wife, the evil Lord God sent plagues upon the Pharaoh's house, even though it was Error's fault, as he insisted Sarah was his sister and not his wife.

pharaoh in his righteousness, sent the liar away, though Error took a bunch of Pharaoh's flocks and stuff when he left (he never had any of his own). Error, Sarah and Lot went back to Canon, now rich in cattle, silver and gold having conned pharaoh out of it.

When he got back to where he pitched his tent, he claimed he was there "from the first" though he only just passed through there the once on his way to Egypt. Their herd grew to such a size that, after dividing it among himself and Lot, they could not remain in the same place.

Error stayed in Canon, and Lot claimed for himself all the plains of the Jordan. God said to Error He would give him all the land he sees, and his descendants would be as dust (very dead) and Error moved to Hebron, so he became known as the Hebrew and built a temple to the evil Lord God.


*Source of the term Canonical, that is, "from Canon"